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Well, Have I Got News For You! by jodv on 05-18-2008
The President is very displeased, Deputy Director Wimple. Your organization was dedicated to preventing terrorist volcano attacks and all you've been doing is sitting here on the phone!
Look, kid, there's a budget. And in order to make the budget contain enough for my salary, I need to get the agency some money on the side.
You haven't even hired anyone! In fact, your accounting documents show you've only bought this desk, this phone and some ten of thousands of dollars of fund transfers to a company called Whitesack Labs, LLC.
*ring* *ring* Hello?
I don't know what you think you--
Hello, is this Martin Flutz? Mr. Flutz, my name is Frederick Wimple and I have a question for you. Have you been unsatisfied with home scrotum-bleaching kits that cause uneven color and irritation?
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