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 | The President is very displeased, Deputy Director Wimple. Your organization was dedicated to preventing terrorist volcano attacks and all you've been doing is sitting here on the phone! | |
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| Look, kid, there's a budget. And in order to make the budget contain enough for my salary, I need to get the agency some money on the side. | |
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| You haven't even hired anyone! In fact, your accounting documents show you've only bought this desk, this phone and some ten of thousands of dollars of fund transfers to a company called Whitesack Labs, LLC. | |
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| *ring* *ring* Hello? | |
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| I don't know what you think you-- | |
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| Hello, is this Martin Flutz? Mr. Flutz, my name is Frederick Wimple and I have a question for you. Have you been unsatisfied with home scrotum-bleaching kits that cause uneven color and irritation? | |
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