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Earl Peterson Meets his Long Lost Daughter by JaCappelletti on 05-14-2008
Oh, daddy! Daddy, it's me Taffy... your long-lost little girl. Mother told me. Oh, please, let me stay with you a while.
Yeah. Yeah, hey, I'll be your sugar daddy. How about that? Oh, I'm feeling a little drunk... so don't mind me.
Mother's been awful to me. For years, I've suffered. Please let me stay with you for a while. I won't be any trouble. I can--I'll help you clean... and we can go out together...
Hey, little Taffy, do you stretch like Taffy?
f#*k you!
Hey! You spilled my drink! Daddy Earl's got a little present for you.
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