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Nacirema History X: Adventures of Teacher Man in Authority by mzkeila on 05-14-2008
Teacher Man and Rocket Launcher Inquiry Man discuss rocket thingy...
So how much is it going to cost to launch this bad boy?
Ehh I don't know, I figured we'd give the people a gas tax holiday; Then when that's done we raise gas prices, and batta-bing batta-boom we launch ourselves a rocket.
Teacher Man and Interview Lady discuss the results of Global Warming; Teacher Man finds his answer in a "great" Bushism
Sir is it true that you stated that the "Earth in Danger" documentary was expensive and pointless?
"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it.
Although the education standards have dropped, the teacher classroomswere surely upgraded...This time the computer has a Bushism of his own..
What are we teaching kids nowadays?
"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."
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