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PimpeezĀ© Part of a Nutrional Gangsta Breakfast by robby__rob on 05-12-2008
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My parole officer said I should do some sh#t for the community so I hooked up with them n.iggas from Kelloggs to make Pimpeez cereal.
Pimpeez cereal is delicious and nutricious.
You bet yo sweet little titties. And unlike other cereals, Pimpeez doesn't have any of that hard sh#t that hurts yo mouth. Marshmellow bitches, marshmellow guns, all that sh#t.
Can I hide Pimpeez cereal from you like they do that Trix rabbit, Mr Pimpee?
Introducing the All New Pimpeez cereal find it in your local grocery store next to the chicken flavored boullion cubes
Only if you want yo' little white ass to catch a smack. Pimpeez cereal, it's like yo dick sucked by one of my finest hos.
What's a ho?
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