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Happy strawberry infections by Chuck on 01-28-2006
So, why are you selling the farm?
I woke up one morning and found that I couldn't possibly start the day without a bottle of jack. After that, I just kind of said 'f#*k it'.
You're letting go of your family farm of 200 years of tradition, and it ends like that?
That's right, b#tch. I'm drunk right now. Do I look like I give a sh#t about anything.
Uh... No.
That's right. f#*k it. I'm king of the world. Watch it, I'm a crazy jack ass. I've been in Nam'. I've seen some f#*ked up sh#t. Just watch your path, if you cross Jack and me, I'll trash your face. That's right. Me and Jack, motherf#*ker.
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