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 | Hello? Sylvia? Tom here. I found a ...religious person. I'm having him read Harry Potter to see if he can find a spell to stop the storming and flooding. |  |
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 | "Well, Potter," Snape hissed. "You appear to be...most tender." |  |
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 | Sylvia? Can you hear me? Why does your cellphone say "OFF"? |  |
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 | Slashium fictonis! |  |
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 | I'm glad I threw my cellphone in the ocean. |  |
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 | Me too, Sylvia. Hey, let's get drunk again tonight! |  |
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