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Who let the truth out? by unknown on 05-03-2008
David, was talking to Frank, about his car selling business...
Yea man, I love selling used cars; it gives me a (real) purpose in life...
Hey thats good man, Its good to have purpose...
Frank listens intently, as David tells him, the (upside) so to speak...
Only problem is, now Ive discovered the purpose of birds, the better business bureau, and Baptists...
This should be (interesting.)
Frank stands with a bewildered expression, as David explains the (secrets) to an unsuccessful) business venture...
Ive discovered that the (birds) fly in, to (assist in the painting and polishing process... The better business bureau comes by, to remind me of how I can't make money, the (way I want to.) And the Baptists, come by, to preach to all of the (dumb suckers) who want to buy cars on Sunday; instead of going to church...
I always knew, you were headed for the funny farm, some day. (Wanna use my cell phone to call the padded wagon patrol?)
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