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Remakes suck so bad it hurts by cineast67 on 01-27-2006
There's something I need to ask you.
Oh, Ardath... this has been the most romantic vacation ever.
I've been trying to think of the right way to say this...
He's going to do it! He going to ask me to marry him!
What if I told you I was a resurrected mummy of an ancient Egyptian priest, Im-Ho-Tep, that was buried aliive because he drank the blood of countless virgin women and I want to ritualistically kill you so we can live as undead lovers forever?
I didn't see that one coming.
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