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Me? I Come Here for the Tulips... by squigglypuff on 05-01-2008
Where the hell is "How much?" Isn't that the most important question in any goddamn language...
Wow, Charles? Is that you? Christ, man, I haven't seen you in years! How have you been, old guy? What brings you to Amsterdam?
Mostly the red light district. I had a nervous breakdown five months ago and my doctor suggested it might have something to do with an excess of sexual tension. I blame it on my secretary.
I know how that is. Did this happen during your run for Senate, then? I remember you dropped out. You sure had my vote, buddy.
I dropped out because my opponent started running ads that suggested I was into lewd acts with animals. Considering the whole kangaroo incident in law school, my advisors didn't think it was a good idea to continue.
Politics was a cruel game, my friend. A very cruel game.
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