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 | Tanya, why are you wearing a dress? I thought we were just getting pizza. | |
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| Oh, Samuel! I love you with violence, yes? You will marry me now? | |
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| Well...I mean...Goodness, Tanya, it's only our second date! Don't you think this is all kind of sudden? | |
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| I have need for green card, Samuel lover. Or else your government send me back over Russia. | |
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| And that was my first marriage. She left me after about six months. She took all my money, my car, and my collection of baseball cards. I haven't seen her since. | |
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