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Back Over Russia by squigglypuff on 04-30-2008
Tanya, why are you wearing a dress? I thought we were just getting pizza.
Oh, Samuel! I love you with violence, yes? You will marry me now?
Well...I mean...Goodness, Tanya, it's only our second date! Don't you think this is all kind of sudden?
I have need for green card, Samuel lover. Or else your government send me back over Russia.
And that was my first marriage. She left me after about six months. She took all my money, my car, and my collection of baseball cards. I haven't seen her since.
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