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 | I LIKE BLINKY RED LIGHTS! |  |
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 | I like german altar boys with smooth, sour balls. |  |
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 | I like Kevin Sorbo in a thong woven from clam shells and human hair. |  |
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 | I like it when my aardvark Sally licks fire ants off the opening of my abdominal shunt. |  |
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 | Sometimes i throw myself down flights of stairs and fanatasize that Al Pacino beat my skank ass cuz i've been a bad hooker. |  |
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 | I often flog my naughty bits thinking about rocket ships and android women in silver helmets. Want some jello? |  |
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