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| No. I haven't even read the Bible. | |
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| Don't you have to give a sermon every Sunday? | |
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| Yeah, but I just describe episodes of "Full House" and change all the names. | |
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| That works? | |
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| Pretty much. Except my congregation thinks that Jesus is really concerned about his hair and loves the Beach Boys. | |
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