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 | I was workin in my shop with hammer and vise, when i slipped with the hammer not once, but twice. It didn't feel nice. | |
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| I was flying through the trees over a ranch when i flew too close to a tree and snagged my yambag on a branch. | |
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| I went to the vet just past dawn. i woke up hours later and my danglers were gone. But if it was my boys they did take, why does my furry coinpurse still ache? | |
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| I rescued this cat who was stuck up a tree. Oh why did he bite my sack and scratch the sh#t out of me? | |
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| I was skipping through the woods in search of honey sweet, but when i found it the bees stung my potatoes and meat. | |
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| There was new guy today on the farm. I thought it odd he only had one arm. He tried to milk me, and don't that beat all. Oh my achin balls | |
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