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 | I'm here with Officer Karen Henley, who was first on the scene. Officer Henley, can you describe exactly what you saw? | |
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| Well, like, you know, there was this guy, and he, like, was really hot and stuff, I mean totally buff, and he comes up like he's gonna hit on me and tells me something's happened in the next room ... | |
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| C'mon, say it already ... | |
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| ... and you know, there was, like, you know, blood everywhere, and so I was all like, oh man, this sucks and stuff, so I'm like, no way, now I have to call someone or something ... | |
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| Maybe if I wrap my hands around her neck really tight I can rip her head off and see the gerbil running on its wheel ... | |
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| ... so I called up my friend Darci and she's all like, oh yuck, that's gross, why are you telling me all this, and I'm like, well duh, I thought we were like, friends and stuff, you know, and she's all like ... | |
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