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The Pope by Bison_Urine on 04-17-2008

Your Holiness, we at the mafia think that it is time to end this idiotic celebacy for priests. They are taking out their sexual urges on altar boys. Anyway, you know we have the muscle to take you out but wanted to give you a chance to do the right thing first. What do you say?

How shall I end celebacy?

We figure you need to have sex with a woman. You being the top wop in the church need to set the example.

You have me over a barrel. I will do it under 3 conditions. 1) she must be deaf and blind so she cannot identify me. 2) she must have no male relatives that would pronounce vendetta upon me.

OK, we can handle those... what's your third condition?

She must have really big tits!

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Comments

1. on 04-18-2008 crow said:
yeah i see that soho thingy...and i object to the term crackpanther...when i'm defenetly a heroineagle...

2. on 05-02-2008 SailorsOfTheNorth said:
Bison Piss is really a gay man from South Carolina.

3. on 06-29-2008 grouchobeer said:
This is plagiarized from Cheech & Chong.

4. on 07-01-2008 poleeo5 said:
I thought the last part was funny.

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