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Dianetics Murder by ScudMuffin on 04-14-2008
St. Hill, East Sussex, England.
So lets get this straight, you expect me to beleve that any cell can hold a memory and send a message to the brain?
Yeah, it's quite amazing isn't it? L.Ron Hubbard did all the research himself over the course of thirty years!
Right...do you have any independant verification aside from dianetics? Research projects, the original formula? There isn't anything I can that backs it up at all.
WHAT? L.RON IS THE GREATEST MIND OF OUR TIME! AND YOU QUESTION HIS AUTHORITY IN THE FIELD OF PSYCHIATRY. WHAT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF BIGOT?
Two Days Later
So lets see, you claim that a man found face down in a lake with 32 long range gun shots to the back, his limbs cut off prior, was depressed and suicidal?
Sure! Seriousy, I even accidently blew my own leg off with a grenade yesterday. 'Course a little bit of toutch therapy saw to that. Say, will this guy be ok? Will he need some auditing?
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