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Damn Aliens by edprocoat on 04-11-2008
We are securing the border you can't expect the president or congress to do the job.
This is our way of serving the country, we feel this will help the economy as well as keep our country safe from terrorist attacks.
I walk forty paces to the west and then walk forty paces to the east, he does the same.
Whenever we cross paths we pass a code word to each other for security purposes.
Yup them damn aliens can be real tricky, we only get the ones that are walking in of course, the ones in the flying saucers are unstoppable.
His back has hurt him for weeks, that anal probing really tore him up but he never missed a watch yet!
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