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Career Opportunities by LordArcadia on 01-24-2006
And what made you first consider a life on the high seas, mister Boggle?
Viking piracy, ma'am. The whole loot-and-pillage plan. I figure my retirement is taken care of this way. I admit: the longship was a hefty investment, but a crew of slaves and violent convicts is surprisingly easy on payroll.
Really.
Plus the blood and mayhem appeals to me. I've decided that it's just far too harmful to my psyche to deny the desires of the Id. I say indulge the beast, realize the potential of the inner self; you know-- the whole Jungian thing.
Aren't Vikings supposed to wear funny hats with horns on them?
Mine's in the car.
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