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Spoiled Attorney by uno101 on 04-08-2008
Ben Payne is so gay! I so trust you to get me out of this marriage. I can't believe I got drunk and went to Vegas with him. I mean, like, that Elvis looked like the real ting when I was drunk.
Yeah, such a pitty. Anyway, how much are you paying me for this. Ben gave me $2,000,000 and he slept with me just so I could be his lawyer. You gonna top that.
I am shocked! He really like slept with you?
Yeah, and I will need the 2 mill topped. I mean, I am the best lawyer in Beverly Hills, Miss Hamilton. So, I'm expecting double.
Fine, I'll give you 5 million AND I will sleep with you.
HUH! N-no thank you. I'll do it for free, okay. None of us will get hurt.
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