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Ground Control to Major Lady Eˇwyn by briggm on 04-06-2008
Eowyn arrives at Hershey. Nobody else is coming.
Hmmm, I guess I'm the first to arrive. Oh well, the early bird catches the worm, that's what mother always used to say! *chuckle*
Still here? You just don't get it, do you?
My Goodness, where are these people? Did I get the day wrong? Couldn't have, I checked the date well over a hundred times just to be safe. Huh, what's that? Oh, do be quiet, mother.
Starting to smell a little.
Helllloooo, it's morning here and still no sign of any of my friends. Gosh, I hope nothing has happened to them. hardhat-wearing_seal promised he'd be here, I hope nothing bad has happened to him! Relax, he'll be here, they'll all be here soon, dear. Yes, I suppose you're right, mum.
Hi, I'm King Elessar 8 and I am not - repeat, not - a figment of your imagination. You are so beautiful Eileen, and I love you, have always loved you. Will you marry me, Eileen. You complete me. Eileen. Your father never meant to hurt you, Eileen. And your mother loves you, very, very much. Where are these f#*king people? I swear to God, I'm going to murder those f#*king cats when I get home if they say, "told you so". I didn't listen. God, why didn't I listen?!
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