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| Dude, that's probably just a fake account. They're all over myspace. | |
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| I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THE LIES THAT HAVE JUST SPEWN FORTH FROM YOUR CAKE HOLE. | |
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| Whatever, dude. It's probably just some creepy old pedophile looking to rape you. | |
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| So you're telling me that either way I'll probably lose my virginity. | |
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| WIN-WIN!!! | |
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