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Sally Cake by Buffmonkey on 04-03-2008
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Hi this is Sally Cake reporting your live news. I am at the new settlement in the costal plain region in Virginia. The Virginia Company of London is very happy with the establishment of Jamestown. There are three Indian language groups here at Jamestown. They are the Siouan, the Iroquoian, and the Algonquian language group. Right now I am ingoing a Powhatan drink called the Nànan Ininì Kìzis Animosh Makadewà Tibik-kìzis Nòndam Nigamo Miskwà Wàbi Ozàwà Ikwe which I nicknamed the Martini. That is all for now. Check in with us next time when we visit the moon!
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I’m back with your live news on the moon. It is just beautiful up here. I can see Virginia and I can barley make out the fall line and the Blue Ridge Mountains. I’m trying to make out the regions of five regions of Virginia. I know the five regions of Virginia are the Blue Ridge Mountains, the Appellation Plateau, the Valley and Ridge, the Coastal Plain, and the Piedmont. That’s all for now. See you next time on Sally Cake’s live news.
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I am standing on a beautiful peninsula on a secret island. I had to use my cardinal directions and relative location to find my way here. I have colonized this island and am very happy. Oh yea this is my last news report because I got fired. I was allowed only one more news report. I think it had something to do about my capitalization skills. I think that the boss said that because I forgot to capitalize my name on a letter to one of my fans. Well hen god bye and I hope you like my replacement.
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