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How to make it in the underground... by comingforya on 04-03-2008
SCENE POINTS FOR DUMMIES
Ok. so here is the formula for an"original" punk band...
I already read it...Start out by picking a name with a sarcastic religious reference to set the tone on how you hate authority and conformity.
Right, now it says add an obsession with the environment and vegeterianism. Try to use such buzzwords as "organic" "vegan" or "freegan".
Oh, you should also try to obtain an icon of Al Gore, insist on how you love anarcy (no government) but then vote democratic(big government). Just ignore the contradiction, no one will notice.
Alright, so it says the sum total will be about a dozen kids in a few major cities who will award you your well deserved scene points/ merit badge.
Sometimes if your'e really lucky, they'll add you as a friend on my space!
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