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 | Hi, I'm an Asian guy . . . but one with an average to above-average sized penis, I assure you. |  |
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 | Asian guy, eh? That's cool. What you been up to lately, squinty? |  |
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 | Huh? That's a strange thing to say. Did I mention that I am very virile and am in no way sexually incompetent? Let your fears rest, my non-yellow compadre: I am no limp noodle! ROFL! |  |
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 | Sure thing, tiny. Hey, I got a riddle for you: you know what's the best kind of Asian is? |  |
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 | Uh, I don't know. |  |
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 | A CAUCasian. GET IT? |  |
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