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I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!!! by MaxFischer on 03-30-2008
"We are increasingly concerned about inaction on the financial challenges facing the Social Security and Medicare programs. The longer we wait to address these challenges, the more limited will be the options available, the greater will be the required adjustments, and the more severe the potential detrimental economic impact on our nation. Your thoughts?"
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!!!!
"From heat waves to storms to floods to fires to massive glacial melts, the global climate seems to be crashing around us. Scientists have been warning us for decades. This is precisely what they have been warning would happen if we continued pumping greenhouse gases into the atmosphere, trapping the heat that flows in from the sun and raising global temperatures. Your thoughts?"
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!!!
"Wherever we see beauty, love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness and gratitude we see God. And wherever we see selfishness, ugliness, carnality, arrogance, lies, fear, hatred, indifference, we see Satan. All sickness, suffering and death bear the stamp of Satan's corruption of the universe. Do you renounce Satan, and all his angels, and all his works, and all his service, and all his pride?
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!!!
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