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| but the beast was wroth with the jello lady and did make war with her...satan gave the beast great power over the lobster platter...but nay...the power of the lord came over the jello lady..she did subdue the beast.... | |
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| she bound the beast in chains and did throw him in the lake of jello...then the lord did bless the jello lady...and said "from now and forever thee and your kin shall offer jello to all mankind"... | |
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