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| *sob* It's my wedding day, but I just don't know if I can go through with it...It's such a big commitment! | |
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| Oh, I know just how you feel. My wife ended up leaving me because she said she didn't like the way my mustache felt when we made love. She told me it would never work out between us, so I did what I felt was best for us. | |
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| So you got a divorce? | |
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| Oh heavens, no... I cut her open with a knife, took out her womb and held it over her face until she couldn't breathe anymore. | |
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