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 | If my calculations are correct, Commander Donna will be on the Moon's surface in less than 96 hours. | |
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| Not 95 hours? Not 94 hours? Oh, Robert, you know when she gets there all she will be relegated to is the housecleaning aboard the landing craft. | |
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| Father, does God have a presence on the Moon? I want to know, so Astronaut Donna can have peace of mind. | |
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| My son, in a word ... no. The Moon dust causes Him to sneeze, even though He is not in human form. Go figure. Here, give this crucifix to Donna, but if she does not make it back, you owe me $49 for it. | |
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| Isn't it fascinating!? She will be the FIRST woman on the Moon! By the way, Ann Curry, aren't they paying you enough on "The Today Show" so that you don't need to work NASA security? | |
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| Where have you been? Didn't you know that Ralph Kramden punched his wife to the Moon decades ago, AND without a spacesuit? Ann Curry!? Let me see some credentials! You're going to eat your next meal in confinement, mister! | |
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