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Secret Identies by thomas117 on 03-27-2008
Alright, so, do I just like throw the dog off or do I say something first or what? I'm not really sure how we're going to do this thing.
Oh, it's simple. You just hold on to the dog, say something like, "it's so cute" or whatever, and then just throw the puppy to its gruesome demise.
You know, I'm not sure this is morally justifiable. I'm throwing a puppy off a cliff. The military might fire me over it or something, and I don't want to get in trouble over something like this. It could ruin me.
Don't worry. I'll fix it up on the computer after we're done shooting the video. Everything's cool, we'll all be anonymous. They'll never be able to track us down. Now stand over there and kill that damn puppy.
Alright, if you say so. Oh, what a cute little puppy dog. Oh, oh oh oh oh I TRIPPED! Hahaha.
Oh that was mean. That was mean... MOTARI!!!!
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