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| Yup, here it is, Dueteronomy chapter twenty-two, verse one. | |
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| It cannot be! Read it, my son! | |
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| He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. | |
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| By the beard of Saint Andrew! | |
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| Sorry Father, your testicular cancer has earned you a one-way ticket to hell. | |
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| So I guess it doesn't matter that I molested you as a boy after all, Brandon. | |
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