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A Comic A Day 008: Booze by MaxNormal on 03-23-2008
It's not that I don't want to hit the bars with you, Jimmy, but I'm trying to stay clean and sober. You understand, right?
Sure, Frank, sure. In fact, I never touch booze anymore, either.
Well, that's great n--
It wasn't giving me the kick I needed. These days I kill seasoned alcoholics with my bare hands and squeeze their deliciously distended livers into my glass. This fine vintage came from a tramp I bludgeoned to death on the interstate.
You can run, Frank. But you can never hide.
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