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A Comic A Day 006: Dwarves by MaxNormal on 03-23-2008
Excuse me, sir, but do you have the correct -
AAAAUUUGGHHH!! HELLO? HELLO? EMERGENCY! A FEMALE WOMAN CREATURE IS SPEAKING TO ME! IT'S NOT LIKE WORLD OF WARCRAFT! I'M TRYING TO HIDE MY ERECTION WITH MY LAPTOP BUT I THINK SHE NOTICED!!
Relax, my shouty, sweaty friend. When you dialled THE LOVE DWARVES you dialled the experts in sssexy seduction techniques. Baby. We may be two circus midgets but we know exactly how to 'play' the 'game'. The SEXY game. Of sexy dwarf lust. Solve the man's problem, Clyde.
Tell her she's like a poem. Tell her you might just drown in her eyes forever. Tell her you want to kiss her in Paris and make love to her on a train - cross country. Tell her you might stop breathing because your lungs are her property. Also, you're a dwarf on stilts. Stilts... of LOVE. Oh yeah, mon frere.
UM UM UM OH GOSH YOU ARE LIKE A POEM AND I MIGHT JUST -- wait, she's gone.
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