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Flattery by tizersoze on 03-20-2008
I am going to go over to Joe and compliment him on his new red tie, then ask him to recommend me his barber because his haircut is so suave. I will then tell him I really enjoyed that album he lent to me.
Then, to further gain his trust I will tell him how valuable his feedback would be on my progress report. will have to make sure I hand him the progress report and not this, my book of hideous plots, because they both have similar covers and I am easily confused.
Once he is suitably buttered up I will offer him a glass of tomato juice that I will have secretly jizzed in.
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