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| That is shocking and scary, as my book is composed of child pornography. | |
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| *GASP* I am utterly disgusted! Child porn is illegal in the United States, and the very thought of a girl being used as a sex object is utterly deplorable! | |
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| It appears I am masturbating. I believe this is because of your book. I always thought I was heterosexual, but it appears not... | |
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| Whatever was I thinking, letting you see this book? It was a rather poor idea, though it seemed like a good one at the time. | |
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