A typical media interview... |
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| We're hear to interview a Mr. John Q. Public - an average American... My network would like me to ask you, Now that only John McCain is left for the Republicans, are you more interested in the eventual Democratic nominee? | |
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| WTF? | |
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| You're forgetting about Ron Paul - again! What is it with you media types that just insist on ignoring all candidates that aren't endorsed by the CFR and their elitist buddies? | |
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| Oh damn... My job is at stake on this! I must ignore this whacko... | |
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Good thing it wasn't "LIVE!" |
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| As I was saying, Mr. John Q. Public: Do you prefer the elitist-approved Republican, or one of the elitist-approved Democrats? | |
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| Hey, there's not a dime's bit of difference between them, so I'll be happy with whomever my benevolent overlords choose for me! ... Wait, I'm getting a call... "Yes dear, I'll pick your copy of Ms. Magazine on the way home!" | |
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