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| I don't want to press one for english and two to leave a message, and I damn sure don't want to hold while being treated to Kenny G playing 'Stairway to Heaven'. This is a twenty-four hour customer service line and I'm an irate customer, and I demand to yell at least once to a real person. | |
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| Welcome to Web America Please Press 1 for English, 2 to leave a message, or stay on the line for Customer Service... | |
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| Cheri! God damned your Computer Software to the Bill Gates hell where it was developed. This god damned thing f#*king.... | |
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| Hello this is Cheri.... | |
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| There are no adjectives that exist at the moment to describe the pure hatred I feel for you people at the moment. | |
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| I am either not at my desk or on the other line. Please leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as possible | |
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