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The police-preist arguement. by brewersclass on 02-29-2008
This takes place in China were the person who is number 1 on the FBI's most wanted list
Sir, you have been found guilty of stealing a nickel. You know that is a felony on the top crime in America.
No I just came from the catholic church of America. I didn't have time to steal it, besides Igave that guy 5 pennies
They fly to the swiss alpes to get chocalate and swiss cheese on the way to Capitol building, to go to supreme court.
That is not what the man said he said you kicked him took his nickel and ran.
What he left out the part were I said may christ be with you and gave him 5 PENNIES! By the way thanks for the chocalate.
They fly to the Capitol Building to wait in the judge chambers.
Sir I hope you Know that you are on the death penalty Cop replies: I'm jewish
But I'm a priest you cant kill me!
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