| Officer Willis has pulled over Fredrick Regdon for speeding. He is running a background check to see if he has a criminal record. |
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 | Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in. There is a warrant out for your arrest for giving cigarettes to minors, which is a felony. | |
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| They wasn't cigs, they was only pipes. They ain't got much nic-o-tine, so it don't matter none. | |
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| Actually, sir, it does matter. Any form of tobacco can cause various types of cancer and other health risks. | |
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| It don't matter none. I already been to the big house twice, and they let me smoke, so I don't care much, do I? | |
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| We are gathered here today to mark the passing of the most hated man in Juandoogoo Prison due to lung cancer. | |
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| He was a victim of choices, such as not listening to Officer Willis, who told him to stop smoking fifteen years ago. | |
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