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Fredrick Regdon - The Smoking Years by Warlord73 on 02-28-2008
Officer Willis has pulled over Fredrick Regdon for speeding. He is running a background check to see if he has a criminal record.
Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in. There is a warrant out for your arrest for giving cigarettes to minors, which is a felony.
They wasn't cigs, they was only pipes. They ain't got much nic-o-tine, so it don't matter none.
Actually, sir, it does matter. Any form of tobacco can cause various types of cancer and other health risks.
It don't matter none. I already been to the big house twice, and they let me smoke, so I don't care much, do I?
Fifteen years later...
We are gathered here today to mark the passing of the most hated man in Juandoogoo Prison due to lung cancer.
He was a victim of choices, such as not listening to Officer Willis, who told him to stop smoking fifteen years ago.
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