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| Scientology is great. You get all the self-righteousness and moral elitism of other religons with none of the guilt and sacrifice. | |
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| Sounds too good to be true! How do I sign up? | |
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| Just stick your hands in our auditing machine and...Hey Presto! (*k'ching!*) | |
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| Celebrity bar...here I come! | |
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| Well, another satisfied customer. ArthurC. Clarke's gonna sh#t himself. He owes me another 40 squid, the kiddy-fiddling cun... | |
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| Welcome to the celebrity bar (pft)! | |
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