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 | I don't know why we're standing in front of a wave but this is the Valentine's Day strip |  |
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 | Valentine's Day is the day for angry, depressed or plain ugly loners to sit eating endless biscuits and ice cream while staring at a picture of their choice... |  |
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 | ...and sobbing until their biscuits are soaked throught and taste entirely of salt |  |
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 | And are so coated with snot and tears that they could put one atop the other and make impromptu Oreos of Despair |  |
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 | We should sell that recipe |  |
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 | Oh, and if you ever have found genuine, requited love, happy f#*king Valen f#*king tine's f#*king day, god f#*king damn it |  |
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