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| ....now we'll be taking you live to our ONLY Asian report; Ling Cheng Wa. Ling? | |
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| Yes, Dan, it would seem that the Japanese have swept through the CvS2 finals. They obliterated the female looking Ricky Ortiz with the power of crouching fierce. | |
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| Well, Michael, you sure f#*ked it up this time. The loss drove Ricky Ortiz so crazy that he started doing coke and raped 5 little Asian boys on the Vegas strip. | |
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| Ricky is a guy? | |
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