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Why is the bird the same size as the monkey? That's one big bird. by Crono288 on 02-01-2008
Man this tie is killing me.
Tell me about it, man.
Well, it's way too tight, causing me to feel choked. Also, it's very itchy, causing slight discomfort in my neck region. And, a small point, but still worth mentioning, the tie is actually stuck in my zipper, making walking very awkward.
Do you take EVERYTHING everyone says literally?
Well, not everything per se, but It is a habit I've developed. I tend to-
I am going to slap you SO HARD.
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