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 | I've just had me a happy day. This place is huge and so many people. I think I'm going to like it here. The bathrooms in this place are much shinier than my previous work place. Now I need some TP. | |
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| Do you have your own secret handshake? | |
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| What do you mean? | |
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| Well, you should have been given your own secret handshake at orientation. You'll need this to access the TP area. But before you are allowed near the TP area, you'll need to make a request thru your manager for a daily allotment of TP. You'll also need your secret handshake to make the request with your boss. Once you get approval, you can access the TP area, where you'll need to get your hand stamped at 15 different stations, and then you'll get your TP. | |
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| So, how do I get my secret handshake? | |
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| Well the password for getting your secret handshake was mailed to you one week before you started work here. I hope you didn't lose it because if you did, you'll have to apply for a new password which will take up to two weeks to get processed. You don't need a password for this. 'Til then, I suggest you bring your TP from home. I suggest you get on this ASAP since you'll need your secret handshake to get access to other supplies. | |
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