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Oven Chips by T_Emery_Lolsworth on 01-24-2008
Presidential Candidate Roundup with Floyd and Mike
#1: John McCain
John McCain was in Nam. He is a million years old
He will be the oldest president in history if the American people are dumb enough to vote GOP again
He's borderline senile, recently confusing Angela Merkel with Valimir Putin, and actually needs to be led everywhere. He'd use a zimmerframe if it wasn't a bad PR move
He had jello today
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