| FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE (charles) |
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 | Excuse me, sir, I'm conducting a survey regarding your empathy for human suffering. Can I ask you some simple questions? | |
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| I live to disrupt statistical curves so let's do this thing | |
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| Uh...okay. On a scale of 0 (not troubled at all) to 5 (deeply troubled), how disturbed were you by the news of the pregnant marine who was slain several weeks ago? | |
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| I'm pretty disappointed that I didn't get the chance to put her away myself--honestly, I would have been like a sociopathic homicidal lunatic in a whore store | |
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| I guess put me down as a 4 | |
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