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| Good evening. I'm Bill Starky, and this is my co-anchor Will Merriweather. | |
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| Flip on channel 2! | |
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| Tonight's top story: why the producers of this show gave Will his own telephone, and the subsequent widespread anti-Bill Starky sentiment around the office. | |
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| Look! I'm totally on TV right now! | |
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| This reporter wonders if it has anything to do with the unfortunate bathroom-situation alluded to in last night's broadcast, and if a simple "I'm sorry" would suffice. | |
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