| One find afternoon in Paris, this American tourist is hoping to find the Eiffel Tower and a companion for the rest of his stay. He asks for directions from this nice-looking woman--problem: he doesn't speak french, she doesn't speak english. |
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 | yo, baby, which way to the eiffel tower, yo? | |
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| hmmm. . .vous êtes ici | |
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| look, b#tch, you ain't gotta be all stuck up just 'cause you got a sweet pussy and tight ass and them titties, oh my. . . | |
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| désolé, je ne vous comprends pas, mais la tour d'eiffel est exacte là sur votre gauche | |
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| coincidentally, they are distant cousins anyway! |
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| aight, then. be a hoe, ya f#*kin #&@! b#tch, twat, f#*kin' stupid french b#tch. dayum, no wonder nobody likes ya'll french muthaf#*kas! | |
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| j'irai avec vous. . . et puis un certain dîner après? . . .si vous plait. | |
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