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 | let me ax (sic) you somethin, can i call you dick? good dick cevasa right? my enlistment went through, im officially a united states soldier. i quit. and theres somethings i wanted to say to you. | |
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| oh? this should be good, is this about my poor tipping on the cristal enema? | |
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| good thing i have a day job, i wonder about these other guys turning out the private mill |
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| f__k me this this always happens. i get done watching the o'reilly factor, wipe off the semen and start thinking of all these things i would say the day i quit this slave wage job. | |
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| well? look chad, i dont have all day. you really look determined there for a minute. ... can i just get my mochaccino with cinnamon to go? | |
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| fun things to do with urine and that sweat that collects in the cleft of your ass as you take a jog in 85 degree heat. |
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| .... for you. its on the house and im making it special, just for you *wink* *wink* | |
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| very well, *looks down at pants* ... do i get a happy ending? dick. penis. funny. genitalia. taboo. har har har | |
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