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Take it somewhere else. by bpx on 01-09-2008
No listen. Seriously, you can't walk around the restaurant waving those lobsters around. You're scaring some of the customers.
Listen Pepe, we SERVE lobster here, I'm sure you're aware of that fact.
Yeah, but when it gets to the table it's all nice and prepared, you're just prancing around with that Wok of yours and it's scaring people.
If you'd spent a second of your life in a kitchen, you'd know that this is NOT a Wok. What IS scary is that blue vest you're wearing. And it's a well known fact that bow-ties are for serial killers.
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Back off sweetheart I'm out of your league.
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