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 | Ok, heres the deal, you buy this 24 Karat cold cross, and I'll throw in this chain... FREE! |  |
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 | I don't buy from rabbis! |  |
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 | If you'll ONLY buy this awesome cross, I'll do your next wedding free! |  |
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 | Ok, thirteenth times the charm! |  |
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 | Yeah so I got this cool gold necklace AND the chain! |  |
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 | Darn, now she wont marry me, she only wanted the jewlery! |  |
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